I realized this morning that I’m a Trekkie.
Oh, the horror… the horror…
I’ve always considered myself not to be one, since I don’t really care about any other series than Star Trek Voyager.
And then it hit me.
- I’ve watched almost every Star Trek movie.
- I’ve watched almost every episode of Star Trek Voyager.
- I really enjoyed watching Star Trek Enterprise.
- I’ve watched a fair share of episodes from the original series and Star Trek Next Generation as well.
- I was this close to buying an autographed picture of Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway.
- Several times I’ve looked into purchasing Star Trek costumes. But only for fun. I would never do it, in real life. Really. And if I did, I would never wear one. At least not in public.
- I’ve studied the specifications for the Star Trek computer systems, LCARS.
- I’ve built Delphi components that enable computer programs to look like Star Trek systems.
- I know how to read Star Trek rank (“yes, er… lieutenant commander”)
I’m so ashamed.
But I solemnly vow that I will never, ever have (or attend) a Klingon wedding ceremony.
“Several times I’ve looked into purchasing Star Trek costumes. But only for fun. I would never do it, in real life. Really. And if I did, I would never wear one. At least not in public.” What a paragraph! Every sentence is one step closer to buying and wearing
one of those costumes. The next step is to completely come out of the closet and wear it in public. Yes, even
in church. :)
Nice Christmas tree. I confess: I too have fallen from Swedish righteousness into the deep and dark foreign
sin of buying coloured lights that twinkle.
O and maybe you could make that question of species easier to spot? If you forget to fill in the right circle
you need to right your comment all over again.
That would be a sight to see. One Sunday morning, every single visitor to church would wear a Star Trek uniform. How neat!
I made the text reminding you to select “yes” a little more bold. Maybe that will help?